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If there’s ever been any question about the power of Taylor Swift’s name to move records, this should dispel it. Some sort of glitch in the Canadian version of iTunes Tuesday morning led to the release of what was ostensibly a new track from her album. The record, for now titled only “Track 3,” is nothing more than 8 seconds of static, but that didn’t stop fans from taking it straight to No. 1.
As of this morning the 8 seconds of white noise—which we should have embedded for your pleasure shortly—remains at No. 1, where it sits just ahead, of course, two other songs from Taylor Swift.
"Losing your virginity" will henceforth be called "your sexual debut".
Because you’re not fucking losing anything.
Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1 “CHOICE,” presented by DORITOS®
"I like your outfit"